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09.06.2025 10:27

They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Then came..
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...